This is hilarious (and pathetically sad at the same time).

http://www.evanwashere.com/StolenSidekick

Note that this person is attracting a lot of attention, and he's having problems keeping his website online. However, if you can, read this. It's sadly hilarious.

If you don't know what a Sidekick is, it's like a Blackberry. Look here for more information.