One of my wife's patients brought her husband along for her appointment at my wife's office yesterday. As often happens, my wife received a remark from the husband along the lines of "You don't look old enough to be a doctor." Except the remark came out something like (and I am probably paraphrasing what my wife said), "So how long have you been surgecking?"

So my wife and I learned a new word yesterday. "Surgecking". I guess the definition means "Being a surgeon" in Southern Maryland speak....(and the answer from my wife was "Since 1997 - ask my husband."