I'm on a trip today and did my customary stop at McDonalds for breakfast. They're in the middle of a massive Shrek the Third promotion.

I didn't really pay much attention to it until I went to go put my straw in my orange juice.

It was Ogre Green.

I guess if it weren't orange juice, the straw wouldn't have looked so bad. But with orange juice, well, it looked like Phyllis Diller with a bad hair day. Nasty.

I decided to forgo the straw this morning....